islandmaid asked: What is generally your favourite time of the day? (feel free to specify seasons)
Dusk, at least in the summer. I have too many good memories talking and skywatching with cool people in my life that it’s probably the most biased “good feeling” time of day. Also, I tend to rather like the afternoon, at least when I’m not butt-tired from doing something early in the morning. And the evening when it can be nice and relaxing.
And the morning is also cool, that’s why I don’t like sleeping in.
Oh, sorry, I guess that is the whole day.
islandmaid asked: if you could get away with climbing any one tree in a real life environment which one would you pick and why
Um, well, you said real life environment so I guess Yggdrasil is out of the question… hm.
Well, if it were possible, like, if I had infinite strength, I guess I’d choose the Redwood trees in California, because they’re huge and I’m sure that it’d give you an awesome view.
Um, other than that, I don’t know? Trees to climb aren’t exactly my forte.
islandmaid asked: What is the strangest dream you can recall having?
The strangest one that I can remember really clearly was one that was relatively recent, actually. The beginning was some boring stuff about my friend’s dad owning a game store or something (which is untrue and I have no idea why that was a thing?) but I got locked inside the store or something but then I left and stumbled through the dark (because it was night and… the lights were off, even the ones in the parking lot?) and I ended up stumbling my way towards this orange glow in the distance in the same lot as where the store was…
and it turns out to be a factory. And as I walk by I look at the signage for the equipment and the different areas of the factory and they were marked with stuff like “SIN” and “EDEN” and “SERAPHIM” and all this other weird Biblical stuff, and so I concluded it was some Heaven and Hell factory or something?
I camped out there and ended up meeting with these two spy/agent/rogue-type people that were planning on destroying the factory and they got me wrapped up in the ordeal so we began our attack the next morning… which was apparently just charging mindlessly at the factory’s accompanying skyscraper, instead of like, something covert. We made it to the lobby where I woke up as I was making a noble sacrifice to save the other two (that I had just met, like, hours ago) and let them go on ahead.
In my imagination I’m a metaphorical atheist hero or something? I have no idea what could have sparked that dream…
Asparagus: he used the smallest pot (not nearly enough water)
Tellis: how can you not
Tellis: oh
Asparagus: took ALL OF THE SPAGHETTI
Tellis: … heh
Tellis: hehe
Asparagus: didn’t time it
Asparagus: boiled water with the kettle
Asparagus: boiled the sauce
Asparagus: even though it said not to
Tellis: hm
Tellis: that is
Tellis: … something short of amazing
Asparagus: i dunno tellis
Asparagus: i can tell it probably tasted soggy and burnt
Asparagus: or
Asparagus: hard and burnt
Asparagus: something like that
Asparagus: unpleasant anyway
Tellis: yeah
Tellis: I dunno it’s just
Tellis: kind of crazy that someone could… screw up spaghetti
Tellis: I mean like
Tellis: yeah if you went experimenting with anything beyond the basics
Asparagus: it’s possible
Tellis: I can see that
Tellis: but
Tellis: still
Tellis: I have a hard time believing
Asparagus: are you a spaghetti master
Asparagus: lord over pasta
Asparagus: of all shapes
Tellis: not really but I’ve never
Tellis: screwed it up
Asparagus: me too
Asparagus: :3
Tellis: I wish I was the ruler of rigatoni
Tellis: the archduke of angel hair
Tellis: the boss of bowtie
Asparagus: the jarl of yakisoba
Tellis: ooh
Tellis: the uh
Asparagus: patriarch of pasta
Tellis: führer of fettuccine
Asparagus: oh god
Asparagus: good one
Tellis: thank you
Tellis: tyrant of torelloni
Tellis: *tortelloni
Asparagus: god of gnocci
Tellis: noble of gnocchi
Tellis: shit
Tellis: haha
Asparagus: ninja’d
Tellis: oh well
Tellis: yours is alliterative in starting letter
Tellis: mine is in sound
Tellis: i really must copypasta
Tellis: … this conversation
Tellis: … was not even trying to make that pun
Asparagus: senator of soba
Tellis: ooh
Tellis: ringleader of ramen
Asparagus: haha
Tellis: manager of macaroni
Tellis: president of penne
Tellis: this is
Tellis: getting silly
Asparagus: i am struggling to
Asparagus: think of one for tagliatelle
Tellis: top cat of tagliatelle?
Asparagus: captain of capellini
Tellis: nice
Asparagus: i accidentally typed that in the wrong chat
Asparagus: haha
Tellis: haha
Asparagus: embarassing
Asparagus: veteran of vermicelli
Tellis: chieftan of canneloni
Asparagus: hahahaha
Tellis: master of mandala
Tellis: grand poobah of gigli
Asparagus: what’s gigli and mandala
Tellis: types of pasta
Tellis: obscure ones that I looked up
Tellis: mandala is apparently new
Asparagus: this is getting tricky
Asparagus: prince of pappardelle
Asparagus: overlord of orecchiette
Asparagus: gatekeeper of garganelli
Tellis: fascist of fiori
Asparagus: Oligarch of Orzo
Tellis: awesome
Tellis: okay
Tellis: I think we have exhausted our options
Tellis: oh wait
Tellis: one last one
Tellis: shogun of spaghetti
Asparagus: yessssss
Asparagus: excellent 10/10
islandmaid asked: have you ever eaten two foods that do not belong together and what was the result
Let’s see…
pesto on pretty much everything! Pesto on tortillas, who does that. Um, also me and my friend recently discovered that Orange Crush and Cherry Dr. Pepper are the perfect combinations of soda. Also at parties where there is like “here is the chips and dip area and here is the separate other snacks” I will often just dip random stuff that isn’t chips in sour cream because you’re not the boss of me. Usually works out pretty well?
Food is weeeeeird.
(Source: ulgamoth)
Can I go to a fake wizard school instead of this actual school it sounds pretty cool :(

